Why do people do visit them? Some people do it so that they can perfect their skill and do it for their girlfriends/wives in the future(hey who doesn't like a 'skilled' guy) ..some people seek for their services to cure their boredom, there is also the copycats who do it out of pure curiosity.
For me, I did it after some serious deliberation ..they were thousands of reasons, some childish, some inane, why I did it but Ill rather keep that to myself. Lots of people have already done it at a younger age..and I guess I didn't want to be mocked by my competitive psyche within me.

I grabbed n stuffed the blue coloured bill before setting out. It had gone beyond my own interest but rather to just get it over and done with. I have to mentally condition myself before each trip. The experience is always this chafed feeling interfused with the dreadful anticipation. I pray to the skies every time before I leave house that I will come back unscathed and unsullied. The elusive image of moths flitting and escaping from a hellfire burning beneath keeps coming to me like a phantom of the mind...

I'm surprised I'm still alive...
A moth getting burned by the flame usually dies;
If not, it goes back for more, and it's back to the risk.
However, like a moth, I shall strive.
I am intrigued by the flame...
I'll get burned and go for more;But there's a hope
I'll fly through safely.No pain, no end to my ardor.
Help me this desolate fire is driving me insane

I have visited the place countless times. People standing in the alleys and some leaning on their cars. Bald uncles digging their noses in a grotesque fashion and eager girls clad in whorish/ semi decent dresses. The heat is unbearable and its not surprising to feel the sweat trickling down the loins.

The cash is exchanged and the session is soon over. Some people come out feeling satiated and satisfied, well spent. The nauseating sessions and surfeit has left me cloy after the initial awe and excitement of being able to toy with a real life specimen.

I am sure many Singaporeans know of this place. Of course there are other designated areas set aside by government to control the services but this place is the most convenient place for me to get my regular sessions.

In the place to be. Learning to drive at Ubi.

Happy3Friends

Just went downstairs for the condo resident committee meeting. I went down as an extra representative from my family. Only for the highlight of the event-the refreshments segment.

I gingerly selected two of each available on the buffet table to board my Noah's stomaark. Eating and walking around, pretending to look interested and concerned about the state of my residence while i was contemplating about wad game should i play later. meetings are really shitty stuff, they are boring, trite and useless. It just exists so that the secretaries have their minutes to write and to placate the souls of irate, garrulous aunties and always complaining uncles. I dunno. Maybe i am just a mugwump. Like unapathetic Huckleberry Finn who enjoys sitting on the fence.

Having filled my stomach,I took the lift up, wondering how uncouth a singaporean i was. Out of nowhere, a few cute kids dashed in with plates of food. One resembled the spotty or squeeky some-squirrel looking creature in Happytreefriends. They were laughing and talking about their mum's diabolical plan to transport the food from downstairs to their dining table.
They reached their floor and i made no attempt to press the lift door for them. If only the lift door closed on them..then i will be able to extricate their plates of food from their mangled bodies for my supper....

Twu Bi Twu Bi Twu Bi do...Twu Bi Twu Bi Twu Bi do..La la ala allal alalala ....

Zhang3Feng
i used to regard this venerated old man called zhang sanfeng with much reverence becos he managed to withstand temptation of hottie guo xiang in the chronicles of Jingyong COndor trilogy. On the other hand,I was never really impressed by his taichi skills. It was a whole lot of bull tt never made sense to me.

SLow CAN beat fast?

I dun believe.The moves are always executed slowly in an exaggerated and laggard fashion which makes people wonder if the moves are dilatory tactics to fool the opponent.

I have been proven wrong recently. The art of taichi has transcended beyond the martial skill. Its yi or the quintessence has become an important point of reference in our modern society just like how the suntzi art of war has been dissected and desecrated by corporate firms to teach people how to become shrewd moguls.

Taichi actually has this famous set of moves known as the 13 Kinetic Movements of Taichiquan.This 13 moves are further split into the 8 Men (Eight doors) and the 5 BU (five steps). Unknown to members of the public, some of the army personnel are actually crouching tigers:-extremely well versed taichi exponents who choose to lie low.

Heres a rough runthrough of the moves i have secretly acquired from their manuals and peeking through the door slits when they are in the meeting room. Difficulty-indicated by *

8 Moves
Peng (ward off) Once an arrow has been shot in the direction, move quickly to ward off the imminent danger or attack.*
Lu (Stroke) Stroke someones ass (the potential guy whos absorbing the damage) i.e sing praises abt his work efficiency **
JI (Push) With a half-jovial half-serious tone, push the responsibility/arrowto the unsuspecting victim **
An (Press) Finishing move, apply firm pressure and use your rank/power to complete the execution.***
Cai (to pull suddenly) In army lingo,they call it "pull stunt",eg performa highly dangerous move to escape the arrow. Extremely dangerous.****
Lie(Twist) Cock and bull story.Twist facts and fabricate the most convincingyo-grandmother-got-something-on and dog-eat-paper stories. Excuses. **
Zhou(Elbow strike) Yet to comprehend. CHEEM.
Kao(lean against) Use your connections as trump cards. Like saying "my commander ask me do this. you wan me to do this new thing for you better ask him first."

The last five moves are Advance, Retreat, Survey left, survey right and guard center. Basically, it describes how one should move ard to avoid attacks/ dodge arrows.This in short is the essence of the 13 Shi which should be useful for survival in the modern pugilistic world of today.