I am starting to think that I have a mild tendency towards masochism. I like to pile myself with loads of work and kill myself in the office. I actually enjoy the flooding of the phone calls, with four phones ringing at the same time. I look forward to the inundation of the mailbox each day I step into the dusty, filth entrenched, musty smelling office. I love embracing all the poisoned coated arrows, which deals more venomous poison than the combined poisons of the dart frog, box jellyfish, Venomancer and Naix, which for some reason just seem to gravitate towards me. I cherish every sleepless night that I encounter when I close my eyes and count sheep but I just cant sleep because every damned sheep has my camp's warrant officers' face on it.

I am enthralled by my beloved commanders. No pun intended. I am so fascinated by the lexicon and vast amount of vocabulary that they possess. Every moment I spend with them, I feel so enriched and satiated. Bit by bit, I learnt complex, multifarious hybrid words like 'jurisprudiction' , 'enbus', 'deconflict' and 'uncontactable' by the hard way - pure rote learning and sheer memory work. It was no easy feat, I had to break my rigid mindset to force myself to imbue these 'wonderful' word gems into my brain and it took even more effort to convince myself that these people are more deserving of an A for General Paper than me. My very intelligent RSM have told me that these words are so esoteric that even Microsoft office and conventional dictionaries have difficulty grasping the profound meaning. Like what my RSM told me, "u dun stupid la, u never heard of 'outsourced' arh? Wah lan eh, still say u JC somemore? dont be trick by these little red waves, lubbish its just lousy programming!"
Bows humbly.

O how I respect the venerated RSM and Commanders! Just like Rock Lee And Gai Sensei in Naruto. U are my Gai!

Gai: "Lee!!"
Lee: "Sensei!!"
Gai: "Lee!!"
Lee: "Sensei!!" (hugs and sunset and beautiful waves)