Been hearing people sing the cadbury ad song these 2weeks.
I dun really find it amusing. Rather, i m disturbed by the thought of the world being chocolate.
Wouldn't it be nice if the world was la la
Children will be smiling with faeces on the faces
Ride your butt across the toilet seater
Get it out and navigate the ooze.
And if a guy came up and tried to bite you
Shit could say "I'm chocolate I invite you"
Wouldn't it be nice!
Scary.
Thursday, June 02, 2005
Wednesday, June 01, 2005
Tsk. tsk. This Star Wars have brought about companies to market their products as SW merchandise as an attempt to boost their sales.
Cheapo Toys can be found together with meals. I even saw a kid trying to propose to Chewbacca with an onion ring. M&m has also employed Vader& friends to grace their cover. The white rapper (Eminem) who probably wanted badly to be on the sweet wrapper, would never have guessed that he lost to a lightsaber.
I'm still waiting for local hawkers to come up with their Master Otah, coconut leaves with fish paste completed with lightsaber-inspired coloured toothpicks.
However, I'm unfazed by their products. I have been working to launch my ne plus ultra Star Wars utensil collectibles set. On the Light Side, we have the Jedi who burns with passion AH-NEh-Kin` (damn fast) Frywoker, who can send enemies 'frying' within minutes upon contact. Caution! May turn to the dark side if left unattended or neglected. Luke(warm) Frywoker, his less capable son, and the lovely Queen Spatula comes free with this set.
How can we forget the Dark Side? Dun worry.. I have managed to steal the best steal to forge the legendary Darth Ladle (containing 18% chrome and 10% nickel) which can easily stir up troubled waters when fuelled with rage. Along with it, I have also created the dark and dangerous Sieve Lords. Needless to say, they are renowned for their Force drain techniques to drain every single residue from your fluids. Muahaha..
Cheapo Toys can be found together with meals. I even saw a kid trying to propose to Chewbacca with an onion ring. M&m has also employed Vader& friends to grace their cover. The white rapper (Eminem) who probably wanted badly to be on the sweet wrapper, would never have guessed that he lost to a lightsaber.
I'm still waiting for local hawkers to come up with their Master Otah, coconut leaves with fish paste completed with lightsaber-inspired coloured toothpicks.
However, I'm unfazed by their products. I have been working to launch my ne plus ultra Star Wars utensil collectibles set. On the Light Side, we have the Jedi who burns with passion AH-NEh-Kin` (damn fast) Frywoker, who can send enemies 'frying' within minutes upon contact. Caution! May turn to the dark side if left unattended or neglected. Luke(warm) Frywoker, his less capable son, and the lovely Queen Spatula comes free with this set.
How can we forget the Dark Side? Dun worry.. I have managed to steal the best steal to forge the legendary Darth Ladle (containing 18% chrome and 10% nickel) which can easily stir up troubled waters when fuelled with rage. Along with it, I have also created the dark and dangerous Sieve Lords. Needless to say, they are renowned for their Force drain techniques to drain every single residue from your fluids. Muahaha..
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