Maybe.

Attempted to entertain myself with the crowd at the Passing out parade yesterday, perusing row by row, detail by detail. Much to my disappointment, i didn't find any spectacular spectators. Maybe it was the spectacles. Maybe I was a little tired. Hmm. I thought the reviewing officer-tampines Mp, Ms Irene Ng was outstanding. A genteel lady and thoroughly elegant in her manner. At least, she kept my eyes transfixed on her for about ten minutes. Still miss..what a pity.

The cue for the caps to be thrown came. Our caps went up. A fleeting moment of joy..my smile vanished as I saw my cap completing its projectile motion much faster than the others. Maybe I was standing too near the centre of the earth and the gravity was too fucking strong and resulted in the premature ejaculation of my cap. Grr.