Guide to elementary Singlish (by Liwei)
1. just add "lah/lor/lei" at the end of the sentence

2. when you wanna your friends to do something...
like ask him/her to go out with you
come lei/go lei
add a lei

3. don't use this kind of english to the ang mohs (caucasians)

4. liao = already
example: I go there liao
I went shopping liao

5. I don't know = "i dunno leh'

6. 你馬給我一點面子嘛~~ = why dont you give me face lah~~

7. never say "然後" = 我今天考數學, "and then"我考的很爛。

8. "他馬的" "我的老天爺啊" = 挖勞ㄟ, wa-lou-eh

9. "幹, 這超鳥的" = that's so lame~~(這個聽說是時尚用法)

10. 幫第三點補充一下 ang moh就是紅毛的台語 也有人說紅毛人 ang moh lang