Ode to the large intestine- Weapon of Ass Destruction

Never knew how long the large intestine could keep.
Less than 15 minutes to gorge n eat.
Cleared the chamber for the fifth time wif such grit
Enough to clog my toilet bowl, and it did.
Papaya fibres,melon seeds,
Entangled with bizarre chunks of meat
Resembling pieces of limp biscuits
No wonder everyone's so full of shit.