Horoscope for the week.
Scorpio.
"The stars this week are crossed which means that certain plans might go awry. Do not add fuel to the fire by over-reacting. Trust that things happen for a reason."

Sometimes I hate horoscopes especially when they are accu-fucking-rately true at the wrong time. I just got posted to kranji depot when there is a paya lebar depot so near my house.

kranji means no forklift and all manual stacking. Kranji means little leave and no time for slacking. kranji means i can afford to screw up badly in camp, get charged and court martialled at kranji and they can whisk me off to kranji detention barracks to get fucked and sodomized by other inmates. Wad a lovely thought. Boy, i feel excited.

Things happen for a reason. Duh, wad doesnt. they always tell me unpalatable truths that I'm already aware of.